When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
Hades puts up with so much shit during this movie, I sympathize with him more than Hercules.
Freedom is life’s great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart, you will know peace.
So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper
So he’s got a few flaws
JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST
lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies
probably literally none holy shit did you really think adding “white” in front of that would really mask that you literally just said “girls are so desperate for a boyfriend they’ll try to fuck half-decomposed, ravenous, CORPSES” wtf even is that